So I was thinking, right? Right. And I thought of all the superheroes that there are. And I was like, “Well, Batman is the best.” And some are like, “Spider- Man. All the way.” And then there are those which are like “Superman!!!!” and “Green Lantern!” and “Iron- Man. Yeah, he’s so great.” And tooons of others. No offense here, but they suck. All of them. They can’t beat Batman and Robin. Spider- Man is a goody- two shoes with a dead uncle and an ugly girlfriend and a best friend who still holds grudges. I mean, how lame is that?!
And Superman wears tights, can’t stand Kryptonite, and had no idea he had a son. How is he supposed to save you if he’s allergic to Kryptonite?! Green Lantern with a stupid light that will probably never save you from anything other than black outs. “All is well, citizens, I am here to save you from black outs!” Ha ha, I don’t think so. Lastly, Iron- Man, some pathetic excuse for a hero who is NOTHING without his robot suit.
So pathetic. Such disappointment.
Batman, however, does not let you down. So what if he’s mentally tormented? Apparently all heroes are. No, really. They all have traumas. All their parents die. It’s tragic. But funny. Anyway. Only Batman has good movies and shows. The other ones are all disgusting. And lame. And there’s no dramatic lines like:
“If you lose your faith in me, please don’t lose your faith in people.”
- THE DARK KNIGHT.
They have lines which express nothing more than limited education and terrible acting. Well, maybe not so terrible. But Batman is better. You know, he has no jurisdiction. I bet Green Lantern has jurisdiction. There is absolutely nothing more that I can say. Except, I’m still disappointed. And ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT BATMAN SUCKS! WELL, YOU SHOULD DIE. Well, no. But, really, are you blind?
“If you lose your faith in me, please don’t lose your faith in people.”
- THE DARK KNIGHT.
They have lines which express nothing more than limited education and terrible acting. Well, maybe not so terrible. But Batman is better. You know, he has no jurisdiction. I bet Green Lantern has jurisdiction. There is absolutely nothing more that I can say. Except, I’m still disappointed. And ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT BATMAN SUCKS! WELL, YOU SHOULD DIE. Well, no. But, really, are you blind?
hahahahahhahaha this was great! Don't agree with you which I guess in your mind makes me blind but still hilarious! Have you noticed that like noone when asked "who your favorite superhero" says "Elektra, Starfire, or Wonderwoman".... they always mention guys...booo if anyone when asked the "who is your favorite superhero" question says a girl.. there my new best friend!
ReplyDeleteThat is a very good point.
ReplyDeleteBut I still prefer Batman.
And Robin.
And personally, WonderWoman is not that horrible either.
*facepalm*
ReplyDeleteHave you ever considered, though, that maybe there's a reason Superman's a bit more popular? Just wanted to point that out.
Not that I *know* this reason, but there is obviously one out there!
HAHAHAHA this was a good one, a very good one, eys. =]
ReplyDeletehaha well actually i don't know much about superheroes, sadly. =/
sooooo, i don't really have a say in this argument though....
but miss vixen, is it too uch to ask you..."what exactly is this....REASON then???" ;P