Sadly, there was no Creative Writing class today...

...and I wasn't able to read to the class my most wonderful and detailed commentary on the MTV Movie Awards. But I will say this: First, I only saw it because they were showing a minute sneak peek of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows... which... ghsjkasdjklghajlaghasjkdghaskljga omg! *squee! squee! squee!* Was amazing! November cannot come fast enough.
And also... I am disappointed with a lot of our young generation. I'm not going to write an entire paragraph sounding like a hater, but... well, all I can say is... how the heck did Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson get best female/male performance, then get "best kiss" {which was the most awkward scene in the entire film}, and then New Moon win best movie? I wasn't even rooting for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince there, because there were way better ones on the list!
That's all. I just don't understand it. GOD FORBID these teenagers actually pick up any books at all.

Oh that? Oh no don't worry it's nothing... that's not my FLIPPIN' HOGWARTS ACCEPTANCE LETTER... don't worry it's just nothing.

I think I quite need to not be allowed my computer after eating a bag of dried mango.

My point here is: Come on, young America. There are better things to watch than greasy-haired grown men who barely bathe and spastic young women who can't even give a speech or act a scene in a movie without biting her lip or stuttering.

Jessica Sandoval