Fatskinny: Definition:

[PLOPS PIECE OF CAKE INTO MOUTH. LOOKS DOWN AT STOMACH AND GRIMACES] “God, I am soo fat! I totally just gained like 20 pounds!!! [BURSTS INTO TEARS]

Why is it always the skinny people who think they are fat?? I mean, you see skinny people everywhere poking their invisible fat and calling themselves obese.



Then someone comes along and the fatskinny person is all like: “God, I’m so fat.”


And the other person says: “NO! You’re the opposite of fat.”


The fatskinny person responds: “OHMYGOD!! I’m obese!!!!”

And I am not saying I don’t do that. BUT, why is it the thin people who have these problems???
Does it have to do with the fact that they’re skinny?
Just wondering. I know I know I tend to do that a little. A LOT. Okay.
But still.
Then they start their diets and during the end of their day they are gamboling around with these hideous migraines.
Trust me, I know.


And then I always decide to start my diet. And then my friend calls and says we should go to the movies. So we get some Coca- Cola and tons of chips. And then I spend the night at her house and we eat even MORE junk food. And the day after is Sunday and Sunday is the official “EAT WHATEVER YOU WANT” day.


So that screws my diet.
Hence I tell myself: “You can start it tomorrow.”
Needless to say, tomorrow never comes.


-Emily
(Karen)